Dank Memer has evolved. It is no longer just a “pls beg” bot. It is now a fully-fledged MMORPG inside Discord, featuring a complex player-driven economy, a Stardew Valley-style farming sim, a deep fishing RPG, and a competitive fighting system.
This guide covers everything from your first command to reaching Omega tier.
1. The Economy: Earning & Managing Wealth
The days of printing money with Blackjack are over. Wealth in 2025 is built through Grinding, Trading, and Assets.
The “Grind” Commands & Flows
You should not be typing commands manually. You should be using Flows.
- What is a Flow? A built-in, legal macro system. You define a list of commands (e.g.,
/beg,/dig,/hunt,/search,/crime), and the bot gives you buttons to cycle through them instantly. - Strategy: Create a flow with 5-6 commands. This prevents “Interaction Locked” errors by pacing your commands perfectly with cooldowns.
The Global Market (/market)
Rule #1: Never sell rare items to the bot. The bot pays pennies; players pay millions.
- Buying: Use
/market viewto find items. Sort by price to snipe cheap deals. - Selling: Use
/market post. - Taxes: There is a tax on all trades to prevent inflation.
- Pro Tip: Use Private Offers to trade directly with friends, but beware—taxes still apply to prevent alt-account abuse.
Freemium: The New “Voting”
Traditional voting is less effective now. The meta is Freemium (dankmemer.lol/freemium).
- Mechanism: You watch ads on their site to fund development.
- Rewards: Claimable every 6 hours.
- The Streak Strategy: Do not break your streak. A higher streak increases your Luck Stat for the card flip, giving you a higher chance of pulling God Boxes or Gems.
2. Fishing 2.0: The Deep Dive
Fishing is essentially a standalone game within the bot. It is the primary source of rare tokens and collectibles.
The Mechanics
- The Mini-Game: Use
/fish catch. You must navigate your tool to the shadow.- Avoid Mines: Hitting a mine damages your tool significantly.
- Shadows: Different sized shadows indicate different fish weights.
Equipment Tier List
You need the right tool for the job. Durability decreases with use.
| Tool | Pros | Cons | Best Use |
| Fishing Rod | Increases NPC spawn rate | Catches 1 fish | Farming Reputation |
| Harpoon | Catch 1 fish, High Durability | Lowers Chroma chance | AFK/Grinding |
| Dynamite | Catches multiple fish at once | Low Durability, expensive | Tournaments/Leaderboards |
| Net | Catches multiple, good durability | Can’t catch Bosses | General Farming |
Bait Strategy
- Deadly Bait: Multiplies Boss spawn rate by 10x. Mandatory if you are hunting Bosses for the badge.
- Golden Bait: Increases “High Quality” fish chance. Use this for Leaderboards (weight contests).
- Magnet Bait: Increases chances of catching items (Keys, Boxes).
Seasons & The Pass
Fishing operates on Seasons (e.g., Season of the Undead).
- XP: You gain Season XP by catching fish.
- Premium Pass: Costs Gems. It unlocks the bottom row of rewards (exclusive skins, buckets).
- Idle Fishing: Once you unlock the AFK Skill, you can set up an idle fisher that works while you sleep. Tip: Check it every 8 hours to empty your bucket.
3. Pets 2.0: Husbandry & Training
You are no longer limited to one pet. You now manage a Pet Hotel.
Rooms & Slots
- Rooms: You start with 1 room (holds 5 pets). You can buy up to 10 rooms.
- Stasis: If you run out of space or can’t afford to feed them, put pets in Stasis. They are frozen and won’t starve, but take 6 hours to “thaw” when you want them back.
Training Meta
You assign points to stats. Here is the meta:
- Hunting: The most profitable. Pets will randomly find items for you.
- Defense: Vital if you are in a “Robbing Enabled” server. A high-defense pet can kill a robber and take their money.
- Sustainability: Reduces how often they need food/washing. Good for casual players.
Breeding
If you have two friendly pets in the same room and “Pet Breeding” enabled in settings, they have a chance to spawn a Baby Pet. This is the only way to get certain rare variants without paying Gems.
4. Farming: The Passive Income Engine
Farming is a slow-burn income source that requires checking in once a day.
Crop Tier List
- Potato/Carrot: Fast growth, low sell price. Good for XP.
- Corn: Medium growth.
- Watermelon: Long growth (24h+), high sell price.
- Beans: Special crop.
Secret Patterns
You don’t just plant randomly. Planting crops in specific grid patterns (e.g., surrounding a specific empty tile with Corn) can spawn Diamonds or Worms.
- Strategy: Check the community wiki for the latest “Diamond Pattern.” It usually involves leaving the center tile empty surrounded by specific crops.
Wilting
Warning: If you do not harvest within the “Wilt Window” (usually 24-48 hours after growth), your crops die. Dead crops are worthless.
5. Fight 2.0: The PvP System
Since gambling was removed, Fighting is the high-stakes game.
Wagering
You can bet anything using /fight create or /fight quick.
- Cross-Betting: You can bet Items against Coins. (e.g., “I bet my Pepe Trophy against your 50m Coins”).
The Rock-Paper-Scissors Meta
Fighting is no longer random; it’s psychological.
- Punch: Standard damage.
- Kick: High damage, but high chance to “fall” (miss and take damage).
- Defend: Blocks damage. Cooldown of 3 turns.
- Strategy: Most players open with Punch. Using Defend on turn 1 is a safe play, but experienced players might predict this and Kick (which sometimes breaks defense depending on the update/rigging settings).
Ranking
Winning fights grants Reputation. As you rank up (Bronze -> Silver -> Gold -> Amethyst), you unlock exclusive titles and profile borders.
6. Progression: Prestige & Omega
End-game players do not just hoard coins; they reset for multipliers.
Prestige
- What it does: Resets your level and pocket coins to 0.
- Reward: You gain a permanent Coin Multiplier (up to 100% at Prestige X) and an XP Multiplier.
- Cost: You must reach level 25+ and have a certain amount of coins in your bank to trigger it.
Omega
- The Ultimate Reset: Requires you to have reached High Prestige. It resets almost everything.
- The Shop: Unlocks the Omega Shop, which sells exclusive buffs (like increased bank caps, market slots, and unique skins) that cannot be obtained any other way.
- The Goal: The only way to “complete” the game is to max out Omega.
7. Advanced Tips & Tricks
- Badges: Focus on badges (e.g., Professional Fisher). Each badge provides a permanent multiplier boost.
- Adventure: Always bring a Lifesaver. Adventures like “Brazil” or “Space” have high death rates. If you die without a Lifesaver, you lose your inventory.
- Vacation: Going away? Use
/vacation. It freezes your streaks (Daily, Stream, Pet Love). If you lose a 300-day streak, you will regret it. - Server Events: If you run a server, use the
/servereventspool. You can host “Split or Steal” or “Raffles” automatically without fearing scammers, as the bot handles the assets.
8. Summary Checklist for Daily Efficiency
To maximize efficiency in 2025, follow this daily routine:
- Freemium: Claim on the website (every 6 hours).
- Daily/Weekly: Run
/dailyand check/quests. - Farm: Harvest and replant.
- Fish: Empty your idle bucket and burn your daily energy.
- Pets: Feed and wash (or hire a Sitter if you are rich).
- Vote: If you are chasing vote levels.
Ready to grind? Start by creating your first Flow using /flow!